Weekend Rap-Up

Good Morning friends! I have missed you, really, I have. It's like a piece of me is missing when I can't stalk you all on a regular basis. This must be fixed.

I had a super low-key weekend, but I can't let you all down, so without further ado...I present to you the ever-so-lame, deliciously cheesy and slightly humorous "Weekend Rap-up." enjoy!

(In case you want to sing along, here is the link to the tune of "Baby Got Back." It's a classic, however the video may be a bit much.)

[intro]Oh, my, gosh, Bleaders, look at her blog.

It is so great. *scoff*

She's like, the Pied Piper of Blogging

I can't believe it's just so blunt, it's like, out there, I mean - seriously.

Read! She's just so ... cool!

[Yours Truly] I like lazy weekends and I can not lie

You other bloggers can't deny

Then my girl walks in with concert tix we couldn't waste
and Fleetwood Mac was in my face,
I got happy, rolling VIP we pulled up tough'

Cause after margaritas my butt was stuffed

Dancin in the jeans I was wearing

I was hooked and I couldn't stop staring

Oh Stevie Nicks, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My friends all tried to warn me

But when you sang Landslide, it made me feel so corny.

Ooh, Friday, where do I begin?

Working late, but getting paid great makes me grin.

Clients, use me, use me

And the weather outside was gloomy

To home I went prancin'

Poor Mr. Truly there was no romancin'

I was tired, wouldn't you bet,

Wasn't goin' like a turbo 'Vette.

I'm tired of this weather scene

Thunderstorms just aren't tha thing

Take the average TX blogger and ask her that

Sunny Saturdays need to come back!

So, Bloggers! (Yeah!) Bloggers! (Yeah!)

Has your weekend been so great? (Hell yeah!)

I'm tellin' ya to post it! (Post it!) Post it! (Post it!)

Blog that funny post!

Bloggers got back!

I like my Sundays lazy, and I jog,
And when I'm catchin' up on my blog

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get caught up on my reader

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I'm working on weekend posts'

Cause my creative genes are the most

I like' em real witty and juicy

So find that juicy double

Yours truly is in trouble!

Bloggers got back!

UGH!! I really hate how my blogger formats things on its own...please help me.

Anyways, the weekend was super low key, nothing new or interesting or fun to report on me end. I should be shunned right? I did have a SUPER fun time at the Fleetwood Mac concert with my bestie on Thursday night!!! We were the only ones in there 30 and younger...and yes, we scoped it out, but we still had a blast!! I ♥ her tremendously. I will love her even more if she would send me the pictures!! *hint* *hint*

We've also had terrible weather. Like monsoon winds and terrential downpours. Ok, so maybe not that bad, but I swear I need an arc just to get down the road. But I don't do well with animals, especially in pairs of twos. All of my plans fell through due to some unfortunate circumstances, but as they say "sh*t happens." I just happend to step in it and get it all in between my toes and I can't get rid of it.

Well, work is calling my precious Bleaders. I will be back in action soon. I promise, and this time I will keep that promise!!

Have a great day!!!